A woman stands
Wow look at the woman standing in the hotel. She loves it so much she just stands there.
It's a bed
Our hotel is so great we even have beds for you to sleep in.
Dark Hotel
At nighttime it gets dark at our hotel. Unfortunately we spent out lighting budget all on this sign.
Unusable Light
As we said, we don't have any more budget to turn the lights on inside the hotel.
Read articles about places that exist.
Wondering where to go next? Then read an article about where to go next. Or don't. It's none of our business really where you go.